I am so excited for Halloween this year, it’s a little ridiculous. The reason I am so excited is that my roommate and bestie is a nerd like me and we have made a pact to dress like two of the awesome characters from one of the awesomest TV shows ever canceled, Firefly. I have determined that I will be Kaylee. A girly top and a mechanic’s jumpsuit, grease smeared on my face, and rather unkempt hair…it’s the perfect costume.
And in honor of my geeky brilliance, here are some of my favorite Kaylee quotes:
“Bye now. Have good sex.” (Jaynestown)
Inara: “So, do aliens live among us?”
Kaylee: “Yeah. One of them’s a doctor.” (The Message)
“Look, they got boy whores! Isn’t that thoughtful?” (Heart of Gold)
“Don’t pay anybody in advance. And don’t ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky.” (Serenity)
“Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!” (Serenity)
Simon: “My one regret in all of this is never being with you.”
Kaylee: “With me? You mean to say as in…sex?”
Simon: “I mean to say.”
Kaylee: “Hell with this! I’m gonna live!”
Fine Destination 